Charismatic Prophetess Says We Will do THIS to Volcanoes in Heaven
When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, or she’s talking about how heaven is filled with giant 20ft sasquatches, unicorns, 200ft high cryptids, and other fantastical creatures- the result of visiting heaven “thousands of times,”she’s explaining that people will get to ride the lava like waves.
Speaking on Episode 36 of ‘Wednesday with Kat and Steve’ Chief Enabler Steve Shultz asks if there will be tornadoes or hurricanes in heaven. Kerr does not disappoint:
In heaven there is absolutely nothing destructive. There’s no earthquakes. Now there are volcanoes, but they’re for entertainment, they’re for fun. You get to ride the lava out.
Shultz: Really?
Yeah, you get to ride out on the lava (unintelligible) It’s not a physical volcano he took from the earth and put it up there, it would still be it’s a spiritual world, the land everything there is spiritual, but it has substance.
It’s a literal volcano, but it wouldn’t harm you. And yes, people can go inside. And they ride the lava out for a ride.. They actually have a rain forest in heavens, so you get a rain forest. It’s huge. And it rains there almost all the time. But the rain is always light. It’s got the presence of God in every drop that comes down. So if you like rain, people will go there to visit there. And some people just live there.
Bonus. Again, Kerr is a phenomenal improviser. Shultz asks her if there are art galleries in heaven and instantly she’s on it, making up stuff on the fly.
There is a whole area in heaven called the Galleria, that’s what it’s called. And it’s where most of the artists will gather to do all types of art. They give it all away to people to put in their mansions. It’s amazing. But the thing about the art there, some paint, the sky is their canvas…
And when they create pieces of art, it’s alive. When you look at it in it, take it home, it’s like alive, it’s moving, it may be speaking it could be singing. And that’s any type of art they have up there. Like they have pottery, they have fine art with glass with fabrics….Of course, we know with the painting except you don’t walk around with a palette, the colors float in the sky, they float in front of you Liquid pools of light, different colors and they have a rush. They’ll dip in there and they’ll paint with that the sky or canvases sometimes they have big showings, they have big events in the Galleria…And I plan to have a studio when I go there one day I’ll have a gallery where people can come and get it all for free. doesn’t cost anything so art is a huge part of heaven
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Oy vey…
she is mentally disturbed
“And when they create pieces of art, it’s alive. When you look at it in it, take it home, it’s like alive, it’s moving, it may be speaking it could be singing.”
That’s called an LSD trip, not Heaven.
I’m having trouble finding any of these volcanoes; can we get her to give us a volcano’s street address? There are streets because I’ve heard they are paved with gold. Or even what intersection one of the volcanoes is near would be handy? I’m vacation planning, I’ve got a passport and even my Covid Vax card ready to be checked at the pearly gates!