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USA’s Largest Lutheran Denomination Blasts SCOTUS for ‘Praying Coach’ Ruling, Overturning Roe

The Evangelical Lutheran Church of America, (ELCA) has naturally come out swinging against all things good and godly, blasting the recent Supreme Court ruling that determined that football coach Joseph Kennedy has the constitutional right to pray on the field after his team’s games. In a message sent by their official advocacy arm (think the ERLC in about 15 years) they explain that they would be joining with the even more reprobate United Church of Christ in “submitting a brief supporting a different outcome.”

No surprise, as these two denominations can be likened cities of Sodom and Gomorrah for the number of righteous people you’ll be able to find within these theological hellscapes.

Keeping on brand as a stand in for the Eighth son of Sceva, ELCA Presiding Bishop Elizabeth Eaten explains:

“Pregnant persons have moral agency; they are the ones to make decisions about a pregnancy. This church and its ministers trust them to decide but expect them to make such decisions in relationship—with God, self, partner, family, ministers and others.

A developing life does not have an exclusive right to be born This church does not support abortion as a normative form of birth control but rather understands it as necessary in some morally responsible circumstances. This church does not condone late-term abortions except in extreme circumstances, which must be determined by the individual with their medical caregivers.”

What say you, PCUSA?

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The Presbyterian Church USA Continues to Die, and We Love that It’s Happening!

The PCUSA is functionally one of the most heretical and demonic denominations in America. It has denigrated to basically one massive pen for goats, run by spiritual criminals and hirelings, with barely a sheep to be found anywhere. From Church Fasting from ‘Whiteness’ During Lent to Church Releases ‘Transgendered’ Remix of ‘Be Thou My Vision’, this pro-LGBTQIA&$#@!, pro-abortion cauldron of wokeness and deviant perversion runs neck in neck with the ELCA in a contest to see which denomination hates Jesus more, and they usually come on top.

It’s for this reason that we were extremely please to see that their General Assembly released the annual statistics for 2021, showing yet another drop in membership. As reported by Juicy Ecumenism, they dropped another 4.1% last year, bringing their numbers to just a smidge over 1 million. In fact, they’re down nearly 20% since 2016- something we love to see, with no end in sight, as an aging population financially supporting them dies out one by one. They further report.

“More than 20 percent of PCUSA congregations now number 25 or fewer members, and a total of 372 fewer ministers are serving compared to the previous year. A total of 10 new churches were planted across the entire denomination, while 104 were dissolved.”

Love it, love it, love it, love it, love it.

May they rest in irrelevancy for the rest of their days and may the people repent of their sins, get saved, and flee from this house of horrors into good churches to be disciplined and disciplined. Everything else?

May the denomination burn.