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Charismatic Prophetess: God Has Paparazzi Angels Who Follows You Around + Going to Heaven on Missiles

Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired, mainstream continuationist, spunky charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” has given us a fresh round of “revelation” about heaven, introducing us to “photographer angels” who function like the paparazzi, as well as claiming that God employs various modes of transportation when he takes the dead to heaven, including biplanes and missiles.

Appearing on Episode 18 of “Wednesdays with Kat and Steve,” chief enabler Steve Shultz of the Elijah List asks whether Jesus’ mother Mary will have pictures in her mansion of her boy. This comes after an extended discussion of trying to figure out if the mansion they get in heaven will be vaporized and replaced with a new one once they’re in the new heavens and earth.

I promise you she’s got photographs of her with him when he was a baby. The angels were there. I think they have photographer angels because there are some that do nothing but take the pictures. When she got to her mansion she saw a gallery of all the pictures. When she was telling that truth to Elizabeth, and John leaped in the womb of Elizabeth, I know that encounter – I’m sure that was photographed, I’m sure them going to Bethlehem – she’s probably got pictures all over in her mansion, she’s probably has a whole gallery of that.
[Steve: Wow. I want to see those. I want to go visit. You have not been in her mansion though?]
I’ve seen glimpses of inside her mansion, parts of it, not all of it of course. I’ve seen parts of it, but because of Christ himself, the Father tape – the Father and his videographers, I know what they call them. The Father tapes everything!

Earlier in the episode, she explains what happens when we die, waxing eloquent on all the ways we get transported to heaven, including biplanes presumably piloted by angels or on missiles launched by angelic beings.

We’ll also get to travel through the new heavens he makes, and you’ll have planets for us to visit just for fun. You won’t just stay there, you get to go to many places that have been created for you to have fun…When you pass from this earth, and your guardian angels take you, sometimes you just go on up to the cosmos and you arrive there.

Sometimes you’re taken many different ways, I’ve seen people step on these things that look like elevators and zip you up. Some go in chariots. Some go in biplanes. Some go in missiles or all kinds of things to delight you, that’s why he does that.

Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired spunky charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” is at it again! Never failing to entertain, this mainstream continuationist reveals that she has a new revelation from God about the inner workings of heaven, and it involves “prayer missiles!”

The product of a new acid trip/given visions by Satan, Kerr recounts to chief enabler Steve Shultz of ElijahStreams that when we pray, weapons come out of our mouths and make their way to the second heaven, where the blow up a mock kingdom satan has set up in heaven:

Now, when worship happens on the Earth, normally, it is collected, number one, by angels a lot of times, but it also goes up to the atmosphere and it is put into the bowls before the altar of God and it creates an incense. With that sacrifice of praise is the most beautiful incense in the throne room, when someone is doing that.
But it also creates a weapon, as you do that, when you say that, you know, You’re worthy, anyway. You are my God and I will not serve another. You are it. Missiles come out of your mouth, and they go up to the Second Heaven where Satan has a little mock kingdom set up, and you actually blow up parts of it. I mean, really, it explodes. They have to try to rebuild all the time. And so you’re very dangerous against Hell. On your worst days, we should always worship God…

Unsurprisingly, Shultz listens with rapt attention, eating it all up and blown away at her shiny new revelation. He says “Literally, this has never been taught to me.” [Editor’s note: That’s because she’s making it up, Steve. There are no Scriptural explanations like this anywhere.]

Hah.

No kidding.

Sadly, it’s not the craziest thing she’s ever said, with that honor either being the claim that in heaven, God and the angels mockingly refer to Joe Biden as “Sleepy Joe,” or when she weaved an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that when babies die in miscarriage, sometimes God “puts them back” in the womb.

As usual, HT to the give of scum and villainy known as the Friendly Atheist for the link and transcript.