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Woke ‘Pastor’ Claims Jesus Was Being Xenophobic and Misogynistic, Until a Canaanite Woman Set Him Straight

Caleb J. Lines, Senior Minister of University Christian Church, whose church is part of the United Church of Christ (UCC) denomination, might hate Jesus more than anyone we know.

We could tell you that he’s pro-choice, pro-LGBTQ, and routinely insists that the bible should not be trusted, that it is not “God-breathed,” and that Jesus did not die for the sins of the world, but this recent Instagram post explains the level of reprobation we’re dealing with.

In a recent sermon for “Comic-Con Sunday” Lines explains that a Canaanite woman was the only one to “rightly correct Jesus” after he responded with xenophobic and misogynistic thinking, resulting in blind spots that she had to call out.

Despite being a total heretic, he’s still welcomed as a UCC clergy in good standing, demonstrating how apostate the denomination has become.

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Charismatic Prophet Says God Wants Christians to ‘Show Off’ Wealth + ‘Put That Lamborghini on Instagram’

Uebert Angel, whose full name is Uebert Angel Mudzanire, is a Zimbabwean-born preacher, ‘prophet’ entrepreneur, televangelist, author, founder and leader of the Spirit Embassy: Good News Church, which has 75 locations globally and reaches millions of people weekly, and perhaps one of the purest examples of a prosperity heretic the world has ever seen. 

Angel, considered a prominent figure in the Pentecostal and Charismatic movement, shamelessly flaunts his private jet, mansion, and luxury goods while promising health, wealth, and miracles to anyone who donates to his ministry. Unsurprisingly, he is endorsed by wolves like Benny Hinn and impastor Jamal Bryant, and is considered Shepherd Bushiri’s spiritual father (Another prosperity heretic who filmed himself performing the miracle of walking on air)

Not content to simply be preaching the prosperity gospel on steroids, his personal life is rife with sin, scandal, and crime. Some of his quick hits include:

  • Multiple allegations of rape, sexual abuse, and sexual misconduct from former congregants and other women, along with being caught paying an escort service to procure him prostitutes.
  • Having a warrant issued against him for defrauding a congregant. Angel told the man God wanted him to ‘seed’ his $300,000 Bentley to his ministry to receive more riches in return, which never came. 
  • Angel, Zimbwe’s presidential envoy and ambassador since March 2021, was secretly filmed bragging that he could illegally smuggle $ 1.2 billion in gold and cash in and out of the country due to his diplomatic immunity. He’s also been recorded asking business people to pay him thousands of dollars to facilitate meetings with the country’s president.
  • Paying people to pretend to be doctors, which would verify miracles that occurred at his church and healing schools, ‘proving’ that giving to him would result in healing and blessings.
  • Launching 20 businesses in two years, of which all but two quickly collapsed and failed

A two-fold son of hell if there ever was one, a recent message on “How to meditate your way into wealth” saw him explaining that 1 Timothy 4:15, where Paul says in context, “Meditate upon these things; give thyself wholly to them; that thy profiting may appear to all” that what he means is that God wants you to show off your wealth on Instagram and broadcast how following Christ has made you physically rich.

“Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity. Till I come, give attendance to reading, to exhortation, to doctrine. Neglect not the gift that is in thee, which was given thee by prophecy, with the laying on of the hands of the presbytery. Meditate upon these things; give thyself wholly to them; that thy profiting may appear to all. Make heed unto thyself, and unto the doctrine; continue in them: for in doing this thou shalt both save thyself, and them that hear thee. 1 Timothy 4:12-16

Angel offers this novel interpretation, all to the fist-pumping cheers from his lost members.

Listen to me; it’s not your body that will show off. It says your PROFIT is what only God can show. Your profit is what should be on Instagram. Do you notice what God is saying? God is saying he is allowing you to show off. Your profiting should be everywhere. Put that Lamborghini in there! Put that Ferrari on there! I’m telling you now…if money is not showing on you, you don’t have it. Money does not talk, money screams!

h/t Learn to Discern. Click here for a longer teaching on this clip.

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World’s Grossest Lutheran ‘Pastor’ Says More Really Gross Things About ‘Heteronormative Marriages’

The Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA) is a raging dumpster fire of blasphemy and perversion. Given their love of everything Antichristic, it is no exaggeration to say that sitting through an actual church service at one of their pagan temples is a foretaste of the hell that awaits them if they don’t repent. Some of the denomination’s greatest hits include:

Woke Church Newsletter Invites Congregants To Help Pay for Abortions and Abortion Pills
Pastrix Says Jesus Called Syrophoenician Woman a ‘B*****’ + “Jesus Screwed Up, She Redeems Him”
Queer ELCA Pastrix Ordained With Drag Queen Nuns While Jennifer Knapp Serenades

This brings us to Lura Groen, the pastrix of Abiding Savior Lutheran Church in Columbia, MD. She is quite possibly the grossest clergy we’ve ever written about, claiming that Jesus was trying to SEDUCE the woman at the well, that there are lesbian angels’ who ‘consensually’ flirt with queer christian women, and comparing the mystery of the Trinity to the luridness of sadomasochism and BDSM.

Last we wrote about her, she was praising and endorsing hookups, premarital sex, and polyamory.

Though some may want to dismiss her as a crackpot loon, Groen isn’t a nobody, even though it wouldn’t matter if she were. Instead, she continues to rise in the ranks through the ELCA. Three years ago, she was elected to the Discipline Committee of the Delaware-Maryland Synod, where she enjoys a close friendship with the Bishop. She has also spoken on at least one panel with Elizabeth Eaton, the head of the ELCA. Those in power know who she is and how she behaves and are entirely and utterly supportive.

In a recent Twitter thread, Groen found herself triggered over the suggestion that straight marriage sexual ethics are superior to queer relationships, and she went off.

Because there is no limiting factor within the ELCA, she is the next natural evolution.

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Beth Moore Chastises Christians Who Publicly Humiliate Heretics

Days after Beth Moore took exception to Jonathan Edwards’s sermon ‘Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God’ for very BethMoorish reasons, she took to Twitter to chastise those who would publicly humiliate heretics and share pictures and memes about why they are so bad.

A couple of days ago, Beth Moore admitted, “I’m no great theologian, and she’s completely right. She doesn’t understand the value of 2 Corinthians 10:5 “We destroy arguments and every lofty opinion raised against the knowledge of God, and take every thought captive to obey Christ.” She doesn’t understand that it’s loving to rebuke & correct wicked people claiming Jesus. It is loving and good to correct false teaching in public and private. It is a virtue to excoriate those who preach a false gospel and are leading people to hell through deception and wicked deeds. 

For this reason, she might as well have said this:

Writing articles or sharing pictures or memes of why Joel Osteen, Kenneth Copeland, or some false teacher who says he’s the second coming of Christ, is a virtue, not a vice, and is a work of the spirit. The fact that she’s mad about it is very, very telling.

It’s all just a misnomer, however, because we’re not going to hear God say “well done good and faithful servant,” because we did any specific good work, but rather because he sees Christ’s righteousness in us on account of our justification.

Knocking heretics around a bit? That will give us a reward in heaven as surely as other works of mercy, but that’s not the basis of why we stand before the Lord of glory. 


For the uneducated, Moore’s theological ineptitude and outright horribleness are the stuff of legends, as she has routinely claimed direct revelation from God (like her famous tale of God telling her to brush a guy’s hair instead of witnessing to him), affirming so-called woman pastors and those who affirm LGBTQ+, labeling her entire denomination racist, and claiming white supremacy is running rampant” in the church. She has liked tweets dissuading believers from sharing the Gospel at BLM protests and recently said that the pulpit has become a threat to women’. She has criticized complementarianism, as ‘it wipes out half the gospel force’ and has begun preaching at churches.

Bonus, here is an example of something Moore does not like:

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Evangeleftist Kevin Young Tells Bible Readers to Reward Themselves with Liquor or a Sunday Off Church

Kevin Young, an up-and-coming false teacher among Evangeleftists, regularly uses progressive talking points to advocate for radical anti-biblical positions. Young believes that Sodom and Gomorrah’s destruction was not related to sodomy but rather due to the lack of hospitality. Such scripture twisting has led to such bad conclusions as the idea that Jesus and Paul were proponents of “Gender Fluidity”.

Young also likes to muddy the waters by comparing apples to oranges. A prime example is when Young equates the church’s rejection of transgender ideology to a rejection of intersex individuals, who Young proclaims “fill” the Bible. 

Young recently gave a series of tips to those who are considering a New Year’s scripture reading resolution. Those tips include practicing social justice instead of reading scripture, avoiding books that include God’s law, and rewarding yourself after two weeks of success with liquor or by taking a “Sunday off church.”

While liquor in moderation is within the bounds of Christian liberty for a believer that is not given over to excessive overindulgence or drunkenness, Kevin received a well-earned rebuke for his suggestion that believers should not make Bible Reading a top priority. He even tried to backpedal and claim that the post was a joke, but reiterates that if taking a Sunday off from church is motivation, he believes that Christians should take Sunday off.

Kevin regularly attacks the idea of Christians gathering together on the Lord’s Day as nonessential.

Kevin blames “ineffective church methodologies” for apostatizing youth. Since 70% of evangelical teens apostatize, Kevin believes that you should consider skipping Christmas Sunday worship for a “home-based” alternative.

Kevin provided a church-at-home worship guide for Christmas Sunday that ends with a series of self-centered carnal questions.

Despite Kevin Young’s denial that he was serious when he suggested that Christians should take a Sunday off as a Bible reading reward, Young’s continual assertions that Christians don’t need to gather together shows that he really doesn’t believe in a commitment to gathering on the Lord’s day. Young doesn’t even believe that the proclamation of the word in the form of a sermon is an essential part of gathering.

Those mystified by Young’s self-confidence in leading those who would follow into every form of doctrinal error should consider the wayward nature of Young and the source of his so-called knowledge and wisdom.

Kevin Young is on a trajectory towards heresy in many forms, a disposition he holds with great pride.

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Televangelist Jesse Duplantis Says He Lives in a Mansion with a $159K Rolex Because He’s Just ‘Acting Like God’ +Other Wild Heresies

Arch-heretic Jesse Duplantis, known for his love of filthy lucre and declaring that the Lord ‘flexes on him by ‘giving’ him a private jet, is a lost man. We wrote about him recently after he argued that if you don’t believe in the prosperity gospel as he does, one that has made him a multi-millionaire by savagely beating and twisting the scriptures for his gain for decades, then Jesus will tell you to “go to hell,” as you seemingly can’t handle all the riches that will be inlaid in heaven.

In the last few days, he claimed to be the fulfillment of messianic prophesies eternally associated with Christ, and said that Jesus wants to live inside of us because “we are just that good” and are “perfection.” Now, he claims that the reason he doesn’t get sick and also lives in a mansion is because God doesn’t get sick and lives in a mansion, and that because people wouldn’t get mad at God for wearing a luxury watch, they shouldn’t get mad at him.

And Duplantis does love his watches, being featured multiple times on Prophets n Watches.

Now, he explains:

So you’re mad at me because I’m blessed? Well, I’m just acting like my Dad. Because he’s blessed. You’re mad at me because I live in a mansion? I’m just acting like my Father. ‘Cause He living in a mansion. Don’t shout me down I’m preaching good. ‘Oh, well he just never get sick.’ Well, I’m just acting like my Father. He took my infirmity, bore, he didn’t- watch this- he didn’t want sickness on the flesh. Why? Because he dwelt in it.

…So you can say what you want. I think a lot, I think very good things about me. Let me say that again because some of y’all didn’t quite get that. I think a lot of good things about me because Christ in me the hope of glory. You call it bragging? I call it dwelling. He dwells in me and I dwell in him.

Some people get mad because I said something about a watch the other day. You know why? Because they don’t have one I guess. They don’t realize, would you get mad if you saw God wearing a fine watch? No.

…Let me read that St John 1:14 again: “And the Word was made flesh and dwelt among us and we beheld his glory.” Ooh man, that’s good. Now, (unintelligible) say we beheld his glory, in the flesh. This is not at the throne of God.

‘Oh, but that’s Jesus.’ Ephesian 5:1 Be ye therefore imitators of God, they should dwell”– they should be amazed at your glory. “The Word was made flesh and dwelt among us and we beheld his glory, the glory of the only begotten of the Father full of grace and truth.”

He was the first begotten of the dead. You got a number? Where’s your number? Do you see what I’m saying? (Editor’s note, he’s saying we are the second and third and whatever number begotten of the dead, referencing Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood)

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Heretic Jesse Duplantis: “When You See Me, You see ‘God The Father’ and ‘God Incarnate’

Arch-heretic Jesse Duplantis, known for his love of filthy lucre and declaring that the Lord ‘flexes on him by ‘giving’ him a private jet, is a lost man. We wrote about him recently after he argued that if you don’t believe in the prosperity gospel as he does, one that has made him a multi-millionaire by savagely beating and twisting the scriptures for his gain for decades, then Jesus will tell you to “go to hell,” as you seemingly can’t handle all the riches that will be inlaid in heaven.

In a post a few days ago, he claimed to be the fulfillment of messianic prophesies eternally associated with Christ and in his new sermon, he says that Jesus wants to live inside of us because “we are just that good” and are “perfection.” He concludes by saying “When you see me, you see the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. You see God Incarnate.”

Transcript Highlights:

We have been taught for millenniums and centuries how bad our flesh is. And we’ve thought if we would beat it the pieces, subject it hard, that God would be pleased. Yet the Bible said ‘present your bodies (as) a living sacrifice.

…Christmas is not a time factor, it’s an eternity factor. Write this down. Christ in us is the dwelling place of God. The place of Revelation. The meeting place of God and man. You know where you want to know where God and man meets? Right here.

…So when you see that God and man meets inside of you, and he doesn’t dwell in an ugly place. Let me say it again. Christ in us is the dwelling place of God. Christ in us is the dwelling place of God, the place of revelation. The meeting place of God and man. Wooo! Aint that something? And the Word was made flesh.’

Why did God want to get inside of us? Because we were just that good. When he created he never wanted to become an angel. Think about that. He never wanted to become a Seraphim…He never wanted to become an archangel. He never wanted to become anything he ever created till he created us.

He continues:

Now I’m gonna shock me somebody mad. Why? Because we were perfection at his best. ‘Let us make man in our image.’ What’s a man? What is man that thou art mindful of him? That’s why he said “present your bodies a living sacrifice.” Why? ‘Because I live in there. ‘

So quit thinking you bad, because you’re not. God don’t live in the ghetto, but mankind. Evidently he (God) thinks you a mansion. Uh oh. Not a trailer, aint nothing wrong with a trailer, but a mansion.

…See, let me say again. When Jesus was born, the possibilities of human nature began to be realized. Now how did that happen? In Christ, we breathe in new air. What happened? We have crossed the new boundary line. So I’m gonna say something gonna shock you. When you see me. You see the Father. You see the sun. You see the Holy Ghosts. You see God incarnate. It’s called the incarnation.

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Self-Help Hell? T.D. Jakes Preaches His Weirdest Sermon Ever. Featuring Self-Hugs and Affirmations

And it came to pass, when David and his men were come to Ziklag on the third day, that the Amalekites had invaded the south, and Ziklag, and smitten Ziklag, and burned it with fire; And had taken the women captives, that were therein: they slew not any, either great or small, but carried them away, and went on their way. So David and his men came to the city, and, behold, it was burned with fire; and their wives, and their sons, and their daughters, were taken captives. Then David and the people that were with him lifted up their voice and wept, until they had no more power to weep. And David’s two wives were taken captives, Ahinoam the Jezreelitess, and Abigail the wife of Nabal the Carmelite. And David was greatly distressed; for the people spake of stoning him, because the soul of all the people was grieved, every man for his sons and for his daughters: but David encouraged himself in the LORD his God. 1 Samuel 30:1-6

We’ve recently written about Jakes when we noted how he disgraces his wife with his twerking comments, joined Joel Osteen for a conference where tickets cost $1000.00 , and is known to frequently wear insanely expensive designer shoes, clothes and watches, that cost more than many of his congregants make in a year.

Jakes, who has continued to be platformed and lauded by those at the Christian Post and Charisma News, has gone on record saying he doesn’t believe that Jesus is the second person of the Trinity but rather is just a “manifestation” of God. Even now, his church website reads, “There is one God, Creator of all things, infinitely perfect, and eternally existing in three manifestations:  Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.”

In a sermon titled “I have Permission” preached on February 13, 2022, the prosperity preacher butchers the notion of what it means to strengthen or encourage oneself in the Lord and then makes things weird.

The courage you need to survive must come from within you. When it doesn’t come from around you, it must come from within you.

You’re not a grown woman until you learn how to encourage yourself. I don’t care how old you are, but until you’ve gone through something that stripped you of all other resources and backed you in a corner where you had to come fighting out of there and say, ‘I will not die today, tell hell you’re a liar, I’m getting back up. If I gotta crawl on my knees, if I got to take one step at a time, if I have to push myself, if I have to roll in a wheelchair, if I have to walk on a walker, if I have to get on crutches and hop, I will not die right here.

This is terrible eisegeses because all these examples are circumstances where one must rely on one’s strength, fortitude and resilience. It’s basically a call to dig deep and power through it via self-affirmation and declarations of never giving up. T.D. Jakes gives some examples of ways to encourage oneself while leaving out the part about “in the Lord your God,” which mainly consists of taking yourself out to dinner and buying things.

I’ll encourage myself, I’m taking myself out to dinner. I’m gonna be my valentine. You’re not going to help me. I’m gonna be my own valentine…If the kids don’t bring you no roses, get yourself some roses. If they don’t send you no card, get yourself a card. Encourage yourself!

It’s worth noting that pretty much every other translation other than the KJV reads vs 6 as “But David found strength in the LORD his God.” Colin Miller, responding to the clip, offers this:

In true prosperity-gospel fashion, he has to make everything materialistic. You could pray, read scripture, or simply trust God to be encouraged in the Lord. That would make sense; that would actually be biblical. But no, according to TD Jakes, apparently you have to order yourself at least 10 things on Amazon and take yourself out to dinner. The problem is that TD Jakes seemingly cannot think in spiritual terms. He’s interpreting everything in terms of money, possessions and physical things. That’s why David’s spiritual encouragement in the passage is changed. It’s manipulated and instead it becomes a consumerist desire to buy yourself tons of stuff.

This is par for the course of the famed heretic, but then Jakes tells congregants to hug themselves and repeat the mantra ‘I got you,’ with the ‘I’ referring to yourself in some self-help trash that has nothing to do with the way we are encouraged in the Lord.

I want you to do something right now. I want you to throw your arms around yourself and hug yourself. I want you to rock from side to side and say ‘I got you’. ‘I got you.” 

In the season you’re in in your life, hug yourself and say, ‘I got you. I got you.’ You’re gonna get through this. Your heart is broken but I got you. Your feelings are crushed, but I got you. Your home is in shambles, but I got you. Your house is on fire, but I got you. Squeeze yourself and say I got you.


h/t Fight for Truth Youtube channel.

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Isaiah Saldivar Exposes Himself

Months after claiming that ‘Signs and Wonders are Required to Preach the Gospel’ prompting ministries like ours to take him to task for his false and abusive gospel presentation, deliverance minister Isaiah Saldivar has come out swinging against discernment ministries writing negative things about him, saying they’re lying about him being a false teacher and offering all the reasons why this is. 

Saldivar has quickly grown his social media empire over the last few years and is frequently platformed by Ruslan KD. He’s a 34-year-old revivalist and full-time social media influencer and content creator with 260k friends on Facebook, 480k subs on YouTube, 100k followers on Instagram, and 400k followers on TikTok, where he has 3.5 Million likes.

Isaiah says he was saved after, as an atheist, he was sitting in a pew when Jesus spoke to him in an audible voice and told him, “I am going to use you to preach the gospel to every nation.” He claims that shortly after, he had a vision of people praying at his house and concluded, “We need to pray, and people will gather.” As a result, “people began to gather, and gather, and gather. Soon enough, signs, wonders, and miracles began to occur effortlessly” until there were 500 people there.

He specializes in deliverance ministry and casting out demons, as he has a whole demonology thing going on, teaching the how and why to cast out demons, giving them all sorts of wacky names. 

One of the hallmarks of this unbiblical and warped theology is his insistence that Christians can have demons inside of them that need to be exorcised, and he will teach on the need and importance for believers to cast demons out of each other, which is something he can frequently be seen doing in his videos.

He also has some bizarre ideas about so-called ‘spiritual spouses’: teaching that a person’s spouse can have a demon inside of them, claim you as their husband or wife, and then destroy your life and try to keep you from God because they are a jealous demon. He believes that demons can have sex with people- that occasionally they can rape people while they sleep, and believes in literal incubus and succubus.

Thankfully, Revealing Truth does a great job of reviewing his video and showing why Saldivar is being dishonest and false-teachery with his video, such as exposing Saldivar’s ludicrous and nonsensical stawmanning claim that :

“Every person that’s ever called me a false teacher or false prophet on this platform YouTube has been non-charismatics and non-pentecostals that don’t believe in the gifts of the Holy Spirit, don’t believe in deliverance and don’t believe in miracles.

And all the videos I’ve watched calling me a false teacher, they’re all not really mad at me, they’re mad I believe Jesus still casts demons out of people, Jesus still heals people, and the Holy Spirit is for today

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Chris Tomlin Plays Worship Fundraiser for Heretical TBN Network at Joyce Meyer Conference

“I’m going to tell you something folks, I didn’t stop sinning until I finally got it through my thick head I wasn’t a sinner anymore. And the religious world thinks that’s heresy and they want to hang you for it. But the Bible says that I’m righteous and I can’t be righteous and be a sinner at the same time … All I was ever taught to say was, ‘I’m a poor, miserable sinner.’ I am not poor, I am not miserable and I am not a sinner. That is a lie from the pit of hell. That is what I was and if I still am then Jesus died in vain. Amen?” Joyce Meyer “What Happened from the Cross to The Throne?

Worship Superstar Chris Tomlin put on a concert during the 40th anniversary of the Love Life Women’s Conference, put on by Joyce Meyer, and serving as a fundraiser for Trinity Broadcast Network (TBN.)

Founded by false teacher Paul Crouch, TBN is the world’s largest religious broadcasting network and is known for platforming the worse of the worst, including TD Jakes, Joel Osteen, Steve Furtick (who took over from Kenneth Copeland two years ago), Joseph Prince, John Hagee, Andrew Womack, and Jonathan Cahn.

Having recently gotten into hot water over the  ‘VIP Ticket Packages’ Amid Backlash and currently touring with Hillsong, Tomlin performed all his big hits with TBN raising funds online.

The conference also featured Joel Osteen and Christine Caine, the latter spending the better part of her week “liking” and “loving” posts by Trinity-denier T.D Jakes.

The 79-year-old Meyers is long thought to be one of the ‘Big three’ heretics, along with Kenneth Copeland and Benny Hinn. Popular with women and effeminate men, the famed multi-millionaire televangelist whose ministry brings in over $100 million yearly and is known for her word-faith teachings, among the beliefs that put her outside the bounds of orthodoxy.

According to CARM, who has cataloged her wayward ways, she has a bizarre view of the atonement where Jesus paid for our sins in hell, believes that Jesus stopped being the Son of God for a time, that Jesus had to be born-again, that Jesus went to hell in our place and was tormented, that If you don’t believe Jesus went to hell, you cannot be saved, and that the scripture teaches that we are little gods. This is all while claiming that she routinely receives revelation from God and the angels.

Given the lack of discernment that Tomlin continues to show, it’s no wonder this sort of event is right up his alley.