Christ Episcopal Church Dayton, an ‘affirming’ Episcopal Church in Dayton, Ohio, is about as progressive and Jesus-hating as they come. Led by the Rev. Peter Homeyer, whose services typically consist of juggling the heads of sheep to entertain the goats, the congregation is populated almost exclusively by a smattering of senior citizens whose consciences are seared, lesbians, and the occasional effeminate man. During a recent message, the church cauldron of theological bile offered a rewrite of the genealogy of Jesus as part of their advent Sunday.
The genealogy, which is popularly used in ELCA, UMC, and PCUSA churches, was created by the late Sister Ann Patrick Ware. She was a feminist nun who famously fought for ‘reproductive health’ and the right to take a scalpel and double tap a baby’s brain while in the womb, turning a whole child into a slurry of blood and bone.
The ‘church’ offers:
~ A GENEALOGY OF JESUS CHRIST ~
A genealogy of Jesus Christ, the son of Miriam, the daughter of Anna:
Sarah was the mother of Isaac,
And Rebekah was the mother of Jacob,
Leah was the mother of Judah,
Tamar was the mother of Perez.The names of the mothers of Hezron, Ram, Amminadab,
Nahshon and Salmon have been lost.Rahab was the mother of Boaz,
and Ruth was the mother of Obed.
Obed’s wife, whose name is unknown, bore Jesse.
The wife of Jesse was the mother of David.Bathsheba was the mother of Solomon,
Naamah, the Ammonite, was the mother of Rehoboam.
Maacah was the mother of Abijam and the grandmother of Asa.
Azubah was the mother of Jehoshaphat.
The name of Jehoram’s mother is unknown.Athaliah was the mother of Ahaziah,
Zibiah of Beersheba, the mother of Joash.
Jecoliah of Jerusalem bore Uzziah,
Jerusha bore Jotham;
Ahaz’s mother is unknown.Abi was the mother of Hezekiah,
Hephzibah was the mother of Manasseh,
Meshullemeth was the mother of Amon,
Jedidah was the mother of Josiah.Zebidah was the mother of Jehoiakim,
Nehushta was the mother of Jehoiachin,
Hamutal was the mother of Zedekiah.The the deportation to Babylon took place.
After the deportation to Babylon
the names of the mothers go unrecorded.
These are their sons:Jechoniah, Shealtiel, Zerubbabel,
Abiud, Eliakim, Azor and Zadok,
Achim, Eliud, Eleazar,
Matthew, Jacob and Joseph, the husband ofMiriam.
Of her was born Jesus who is called Christ.
The sum of generations is therefore:
fourteen from Sarah to David’s mother;
fourteen from Bathshebba to the Babylonian deportation; and
fourteen from the Babylonian deportation to Miriam, the mother of Christ.
