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Mark Driscoll Cries and Whines While He Strawmans Cessationists

We’ve written about Mark Driscoll many times. Whereas he was once standard fare for New Calvinists and the pseudo-Reformed community, Driscoll runs almost exclusively in the charismatic community.

Back in the day, Driscoll favored an edgy, aggressive style marked by prurient sermons laced with cuss words and punk-style worship- he once called women’ penis homes’ and commanded women with unsaved husbands to give their husbands oral sex to convert them. All the edgy aggressiveness boiled over in 2014 when the empire suddenly imploded due to Driscoll’s emotional and spiritual abuse of the flock, plagiarism, and accusations of financial misconduct. Rather than undergo church discipline, he claimed he audibly heard from God that he needed to leave, and he bolted. Later, nearly 40 former Mars Hill elders issued a public statement describing him as ‘unfit’ and ‘unrepentant.’

Not many years later, with the help of his crony James MacDonald, Mark Driscoll wrapped up his own discipline and re-established himself behind a pulpit in Phoenix, Arizona. Here, he set himself up as Pope of his own church, removing any of the limiting factors that previously constrained him, chiefly the presence of elders. Despite having hundreds and hundreds of people attending each week, there are no elders at The Trinity Church, which has resulted in his bullying ways continuing. Think of him as a wayward child who locked his parents in their room and now has the run of the house, terrorizing the dogs and torturing the cats.

Slowly, he rebuilt his empire, even as his theology got squishier. He mocked reformed theology and described Calvinism as “garbage.” He publicly apologized for criticizing Joel Osteen. He started selling copies of his sermon notes online and pushed seeker-sensitive services like “Swimsuit Sunday.” He even defended the Roman Catholic Church, saying they “believe in the essentials.”

Despite resigning in disgrace and possessing a penchant for theological violence, people flocked to him at his new home, and his church has grown immensely in the last few years, slowly edging towards megachurch status. 

Because Driscoll is a shell of his former shell, and because post-fall cessationists were by and large the only ones who held him accountable while the continuationists welcomed him with open arms, he’s been attacking cessationists with some of the stupidest and worst misrepresentations possible, making it clear he’s so used to be being wrong that he doesn’t know how to be right anymore.

This next one is particularly stupid.

Responding to a question of whether or not people should attend a cessationist church, Driscoll breaks out his flamethrower and sets ablaze some strawmen with gusto.

Driscoll says he could never attend a cessationist church or sit under a cessationist pastor. He explains that he would never invite a cessationist to preach at his church, noting that “most of them wouldn’t want to be there anyways.’

True, because he’s unqualified to preach and disqualified from the pastorate.

Calling cessationism a “worldly teaching” and “completely alternate way of viewing the bible,” Driscoll claims that cessationists would have a hard time teaching through the story of Elijah because they “tend to dial down the work of the Holy Spirit and also the work of the demonic,” they “skip over a lot of the supernatural and paranormal” and they ignore the “unseen realm” while also having a mindset that does not want “the Holy Spirit to be in control.”

We don’t know a single cessationist pastor who would have difficulty preaching through Elijah and addressing the awe-inspiring works of the supernatural with gusto, marveling at the work of God. But because Driscoll’s conscience is seared and he has some theological PTSD from being told ‘no’ all the time by cessationists who could see through him into his dark and deranged heart a mile away, particularily after he shared his pornographic divinations, they become the obvious targets for his petulant tantrums and pointed wrath.