Tim Keller Tweet Generator

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Tim Keller is the Drunken Master of Evangelicalism

It’s Monday at 9AM, and I have already seen what is likely to be the dumbest thing all week. I don’t know if the tweet is new, and I don’t particularly care. Making its way into the annals of retarded things spoken by super sthmarrrt people daily cataloged at Protestia

Benny Hinn’s Ministry is Broke

Famous prosperity preacher and arch-heretic Benny Hinn is in some dire financial straits, according to recently filed court documents, revealing that World Healing Center Church (WHCC), otherwise known as Benny Hinn Ministries, has been embroiled in financial difficulties for years, and is drawing every closer to collapse. According to TrinityFi,