Megachurch to Pay $13.1 Million to Leave the Denomination

(Christian Headlines) A Georgia megachurch with at least 10,000 members will pay $13.1 million to leave the United Methodist Church (UMC) denomination and become independent. Mt. Bethel Church in Marietta will keep its property and assets after an agreement ended litigation between the church and the UMC North Georgia Conference.

SBC Church that Expelled Hundreds Involved in Secretive Land Deal

(Capstone Report) First Baptist Church of Ft. Lauderdale, Florida at center of a new dispute over sale of small lot valued at over $1 million as the church’s faces dwindling cash reserves and court mandated arbitration with hundreds of members church leaders expelled. A Southern Baptist Convention church that excommunicated

Famous Charismatic Prophetess Tokes the Holy Ghost + Michael Brown Cameo

New Apostolic Reformation royalty Patricia King continues to show the abject debauchery and excesses of the charismatic movement, being a living avatar for all the kookiness this theology naturally excretes. Like our favorite pink-haired princess Kat Kerr, Patricia King routinely makes trips into heaven and makes war in the heavenlies’

Round-up of Fun Christian Memes We Like

This is all just mere ribbing and having fun, with new compilations every Friday If we made them, we tag them accordingly. Also something is wrong with one of them: tell us what in the combox.