Arch-Deceiver Todd White Says God Wants to Have ‘Intercourse’ With Us

Pastor, evangelist, and Leg-Lengthener Extrordinare Todd White continues to offer his own novel interpretations of the bible, claiming that God ‘knowing’ us is like having ‘intercourse with us, which is his desire. For a brief time, many had thought the notorious heretic had repudiated his false beliefs after delivering an emotional sermon where

Andy Stanley’s Upcoming Family Conference Features TWO Gay-Married Speakers

In a little over a month, North Point Community Church will be hosting the controversial Unconditional Conference, a family conference for parents who have LGBTQ children. Notably, nearly all the speakers are gay-affirming and pro-homosexuality, some radically so. This includes not only ONE homosexual man who is ‘married’ to his ‘husband’ but TWO.

Brian Houston Verdict in Sex Abuse Scandal To Be Announced Tomorrow

Tomorrow marks a pivotal day for Brian Houston, the disgraced former Global Senior Pastor of Hillsong Church, as the verdict of his high-profile case will be announced. The charges against him? Allegedly covering up sexual abuse committed by his late father over 30 years ago. The punishment if found guilty? Up to

Original Protestia Song Parody: ‘Try That In a Small Church’

Here at Protestia, we like to create the occasional bit of parody to poke and prod folks to better works, and what better way than with Jason Aldean’s ‘Try That In A Small Town‘? Our rendition, created by David Morill, seeks to expose the shenanigans of large seeker-sensitive churches, by

Gallery of Churches Gathering for the Pandemic in 2020. A Retrospective

On April 7th, 2020, we started a series documenting faithful churches gathering for Sunday service in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic, at a time when the whole world was shutting down. This is back when there were only a handful of churches daring to gather- a small fraction, and

Charismatic Prophet Adorns Herself in Blood-Soaked Mantle of John the Baptist

Fresh Start Church in Peoria, Arizona, is led by pastor and pastrix Paul and Kim Owen. A New Apostolic Reformation (NAR) congregation within the Assemblies of God denomination, their website explains they “exist to influence a Nation with revival” and that “it is our mantle to host the Glory of God

United Church Pastor is Keynote Speaker at Atheist and Agnostic Convention

The United Church of Canada (UCC) is the spiritual sibling of the wretched PCUSA and ELCA, functioning less like churches and more like temporary pens to house hordes of goats and false converts. Pro-LGBTQ, Pro-choice, and pro-every theological perversion you can think of, they’re populated almost entirely of senior citizens