UMC Pastor Cites ‘Ennegram 8’ and Her Astrological Sign as to Why She ‘Collects Enemies’

St. Paul & St. Andrew is an “affirming & celebrating Church of radical welcome on NYC’s Upper West Side, where all are valued because of who they are and the talents, gifts and energy they bring.”

Led by Rev. Dr. K Karpem and Rev. Lea Matthews, they are a loud and proud United Methodist Church whose progressive values are “reflected in our advocacy for LGBTQ+ inclusion, racial equality, and environmental stewardship.”

During a recent sermon, Youth Impastor Ekama Eni, who has a Master of Divinity from Union Theological Seminary (One of the wokest and worst seminaries in the world) and is pursuing ordination in the Presbyterian Church (USA), explains that she loves having enemies that she doesn’t pray for.

Perhaps the practice of keeping on and taking on one’s enemies comes so easily to me, is because I’m an eight on the Enneagram, and my astrological sign is in Cancer.

Eights on the Enneagram, which is a personality test, are categorized as being self-confident and assertive. Having really, really being into controlling one’s environment, though it’s not working, it’s still too hot in here, and eights have no issue taking on confrontation. At our best, eights use this attitude to improve the lives of others. That drives us, keeps us going. 

I’m also a Cancer, and Cancers are an astrological sign, one of 12, right? Born between June 22nd and July 22nd, and our little symbol is the crab. We are characterized as being deeply, perhaps overly emotional. We are free-flowing and malleable, adaptable to the people around us and our environment. 

Cancers are like, they’re criers, which some of you have seen that in me. However, when one sees someone or says someone is crying all the time, it’s usually because they’re sad, and sometimes, sure, but my peak driving emotion is anger.

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