How Much do You Figure Steven Furtick Spent on this Watch?

As a complement to our piece $1090 Sweater? $1990 Handbag? $2720 Coat? Round-Up of Preachers N Sneakers, we felt it to also fitting to update on what’s happening in the world of Prophetsnwatches, a similar site that catalogs Pastors wearing both high-end luxury timepieces whose price is only “available upon request, all the way to 10$ Timex specials.

The website is essentially identical to Preachersnsneakers, except whereas the excesses on that one top out at around $3600, the accessories shown here are far more expensive.

It covers most of the players we routinely cover here Protestia, such as TD Jakes, Steven Furtick, Brian Houston, John Gray, Lecrae, Ed Young Jr, Judah Smith, Creflo Dollar, and others, all sporting stunning wrist candy. 

We kick off with Steven Furtick, who perhaps spends more on clothing and preaching accessories than any Christian ‘pastor’ in the world, so naturally he gets two entries, one for $5558 and the other for $13,145

This is followed up by Trinity Denier Joshua Feuerstein, wearing a $155,000 watch that has a better than 50% chance of being fake.

We have former SBC President Ronnie Floyd rocking a $9475 Rolex

And last up is Ed Young Jr, showing off his $38,198 timepiece like a boss.

For more pastors and their watches, check out the insta, and don’t forget: what makes PreachersnSneakers and ProphetsnWatches scandalous is that those highlighted there are almost exclusively prosperity hustlers, promising God’s financial blessings in exchange for sowing a “seed of faith” (giving money to the dude at the top of the ecclesiastical Ponzi scheme).

Protestia has literally covered Stephen Furtick bringing a wheelbarrow full of cash as a seed-faith offering to TD Jakes. The vast majority of these men are charlatans that are quite literally promising that God will give you crap in exchange for your crap, like some kind of divine black market bartering system. That is markedly different than the gift of owning nice things as a result of God’s kind blessings.


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2 thoughts on “How Much do You Figure Steven Furtick Spent on this Watch?

    1. But God needs you to give them your money so they can live their best lives. It’s His will for your life to make Steve furtick rich and famous.

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