Protestia’s Curated Ringtone to Wake Up To/ Be Alarmified By

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Because we love you guys, we have gifts for you. Here are our curated ringtones, based on strange instances of “speaking in tongues” that we’ve shared below. They are how we wake up every morning, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in order to serve you better.

Feel free to download them to your heart’s content.

Alarm #1: Yadadada Pulpit Chimes

Alarm #2 Summer Skrenth

Alarm #3 Punchy Mist

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