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Church Giving away Luxury Car to Attract New Worshippers

Revival City Church in Fort Worth, Texas, in a tale as old as time, is seeking to bribe attract a host of potential guests and congregants to their new church launch, giving away a used 2007 Mercedes to one lucky attendee. 

Though not the first church to give away cars as a way to lure in the pagans, this particular giveaway is the brainchild of ‘pastors; David and Rileigh King, travelling evangelists, and ‘healing crusaders’ who claim that one day they had a vision from God to start a church, and then…we guess…just started one. They explain:

“Throughout 2021 as we were doing extended meetings, we came face-to-face with the reality that there aren’t enough book of Acts churches for us to unite with in this city in order to reach the entire city…After we wrapped up a month-long revival meeting in Huntington, Texas with Pastor John Wallace of Revival House church, the heavenly vision that has guided me accurately in the ministry since 1993 was 100% on planting a church.…This February The Lord’s heavenly vision was 100% planting a church.”

The Kings have a few distinctive beliefs but nothing out of the ordinary from run-of-the-mill charismatics. They have a high emphasis on heating the “foundations” of “preaching, teaching, demonstration, and impartation” where “demonstration (Ed Note. signs and wonders) proves the Gospel to the lost, builds the faith of the believers and greatly accelerates the growth of the Gospel.” They also teach that ” Divine healing is an integral part of the gospel” and believe “The Baptism of Believers in the Holy Ghost is witnessed by the initial physical sign of speaking with other tongues.”

The car giveaway is scheduled to coincide with their grand opening in December. It is unknown what the exact model is or how much it costs.

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Kansas Pastor Rips ‘Poor, Broke, Busted and Disgusted’ Congregation for Not Buying Him a Luxury Watch

Money-grubby ‘pastor’ Carlton Funderburke of Church at the Well in Kansas City, MO, has apologized after ripping his congregation for not buying him a luxury watch, saying “I’ve spoken to those I am accountable to and have received their correction and instruction.”

During his August 7th church service, ‘Prophet’ Funderburke derided his congregation as ‘poor, broke, busted and disgusted’ for not buying him a Movado watch, which range between $300-$3500 dollars, acting like an entitled baby who is upset because he can’t have the shiny things.

“This is how I know you’re still poor, broke, busted and disgusted, because of how you’ve been honoring me. I’m not worth your McDonald’s money? I’m not worth your Red Lobster money? I ain’t worth your St John Knits? (Luxury clothing brand for women) Ya’ll can’t afford it no-how. I ain’t worth ya’ll Louis Vutton? I ain’t worth your Prada? I’m not worth your Gucci? ….I’m saying this because I want you to understand just what God is saying…You can buy a Movado watch in Sam’s. And y’all know I asked for one last year. Here it is, the whole way in August and I still ain’t got it.”

@kansascitydefender

Kansas City Pastor GOES OFF on congregation calling them "poor, broke busted and disgusted" because they didn't give him enough money to buy a new watch he's been wanting. It's pastors like these that give the church a bad name smh an also why a lot of our generation left the church. What y'all think? 🤔

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Coming under fire, Funderburke further stated in a video released to his church “though there is context to the content behind the clip, no context will suffice to explain the hurt and anguish caused by my words.” and that “I regret that your first impression of me is one of anger, hate and resentment. My actions and my words are inexcusable. I offer no justification or defense. That moment was mishandled and mismanaged. I deeply regret this moment and I solicit your prayers and your forgiveness as we grow forward.”