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Pastor David E. Taylor Claims Followers Can See Jesus and God the Father Face-to-Face at Zoom Conference

Pastor David E. Taylor is known for his name-it-and-claim-it faith-healing and prosperity gospel antics. The ministry of fleecing the desperate, ill, and elderly has been so good to Taylor that his ministry recently purchased an $8.3 million Tampa mansion. Taylor, who self-identifies as an “apostle”, claims that in 1997 he was “given the keys to the Kingdom of heaven by Jesus in a face-to-face appearance in a dream.” Taylor has parlayed the alleged experience to sell his book Face to Face Appearances from Jesus: The Ultimate Intimacy, in which he claims to offer readers the formula to “Meet Christ face-to-face in person”, as well as several other more typical name-it-and-claim-it promises:

When the self-proclaimed apostle isn’t pedaling self-centered Gnosticism or interpreting dreams on his 24/7 dream interpretation hotline, Taylor likes to pose with wheelchairs and medical devices that he claims belong to those who have been healed at his conferences. 

In a recent promotional video for his upcoming online conference, “One Night With The King”, Taylor reiterated his ongoing claim to be a gatekeeper to Jesus. In the fever pitch of the promotional video, which sounds quite like a late-night television infomercial, Taylor presented clear evidence that Jesus has indeed been in attendance at his previous conferences in the form of this definitive high-definition cell phone photo of Jesus on stage, taken by one of the conference attendees.

But wait, there’s more! At this year’s conference, which can be viewed online only, Taylor says that he has “covenanted” with God to make big things happen. 

 The promotional video hype-man promises this year will be even greater than last year’s zoom adventure.

“Jesus Promised that when you’re watching online, he’s going to make a personal visit to your home and walk through it in order to bring healing and release of the supernatural open heavens to your entire house for the next year. How amazing is this! But it Gets Better. Jesus told Apostle Taylor that the Greater One, the Father, is coming to visit you.”

Never mind that God specifically told Moses in Exodus 33:20 “You cannot see my face, for man shall not see me and live.” Never mind that any man in his unglorified state, who entered the presence of God, would be utterly undone in the presence of God the Father, as Isaiah described his sense of depravity in the presence of God in Isaiah 6:5. 

And I said: “Woe is me! For I am lost; for I am a man of unclean lips, and I dwell in the midst of a people of unclean lips; for my eyes have seen the King, the Lord of hosts!”

Those who believe that David E. Taylor is an Apostle should compare his pompous self-aggrandizement to the disposition of the Apostle Paul in 2 Corinthians 11:23-29, when he described the sacrificial call of an Apostle who lived a life that emulated the life of Christ.

 Are they servants of Christ? I am a better one—I am talking like a madman—with far greater labors, far more imprisonments, with countless beatings, and often near death. Five times I received at the hands of the Jews the forty lashes less one. Three times I was beaten with rods. Once I was stoned. Three times I was shipwrecked; a night and a day I was adrift at sea; on frequent journeys, in danger from rivers, danger from robbers, danger from my own people, danger from Gentiles, danger in the city, danger in the wilderness, danger at sea, danger from false brothers; in toil and hardship, through many a sleepless night, in hunger and thirst, often without food, in cold and exposure. And, apart from other things, there is the daily pressure on me of my anxiety for all the churches. Who is weak, and I am not weak? Who is made to fall, and I am not indignant?

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Charismatic Prophet Says Freddie Mercury Is in Heaven Throwing Concerts

Charismatic prophet Matthew Robert Payne is about as crazy as a rat in a coffee can. He epitomizes what it means to be led astray by every wind of doctrine. His prophetic pontifications make Kat Kerr look as sober and biblically literate as John MacArthur. He is quite possibly on the fringiest fringe of the continuationist movement, but he must have started somewhere, and that somewhere is mainstream charismaticism.

Payne’s schtick involves claims that he goes to heaven daily and then has hour-long interviews with famous people from the bible- Mary Magdalene, King David, Eve, Elijah Jesus, and God the Father himself, asking them about their childhood, what they like most about heaven, what are their favorite foods, what are their favorite memories not mentioned in the bible, what TV shows they watch from heaven, what they do for fun in heaven, etc.

He then records what they say to him and writes a book about it. To this end, he has self-published 55 Books on amazon, most which either are free or go for $0.99 cents. Miraculously, some have dozens of review. For one book series, Conversations with God, we read

“Imagine if you could hear God speak. Imagine if you could sit down and speak to God about a wide range of subjects that are helpful to the Christian faith and have him respond to you.

Matthew Robert Payne did exactly that over the course of a month. He sat down with the subjects covered in his previous book, “Jesus Speaking Today,” and asked God to open up about them. What follows is a number of intimate conversations with God.

God shares his heart with Matthew in a way that is raw, honest and candid. Peek inside the pages to see how God speaks to his friend who is interested in hearing his heart. Listen in on these conversations as God gets personal and emotional about the things that matter to him and that should ultimately matter to humanity.

It is Matthew’s hope that this book will encourage you to learn to hear from God for yourself and encourage you to journal what God says to you each day.”

Hard pass

He also explains that he charges for his prophecies now, about 22$ each, because the Lord told him to request a donation. This is completely legit because after all, he himself is paying a prophet named Jeremy Lopez $40 for personal prophecies, so his charging makes sense. Payne also offers trips to heaven for $100, explaining:

Through speaking to the prophet Bob Jones in the Councils of Heaven, I was instructed to make an offer possible for people to be able to visit heaven, to visit their loved ones and to see parts of heaven….if for some reason when we attempt to experience heaven together, you cannot see heaven, I will refund $50 USD so that you are not too much out of pocket. I take this payment for the time in invest in trying to make the trip happen.

Recently, he claims that he saw Queen singer Freddie Mercury in heaven, the openly gay musician who died of AIDS in 1991. Payne says there are unspecified “contests” in heaven, and those who win get to partake in an intimate concert with Freddie Mercury playing the piano and singing. For those who question how Mercury is in heaven, Payne reveals what Mercury told him regarding the source of his salvation:

“I have to explain that there were millions of people, millions of christians in the world praying for my salvation. And during the time I had cancer, I went unconscious towards the end and I had a vision of Jesus. Jesus asked me if I want to accept him to be my savior and I always assumed that Jesus didn’t like gays. And I was overjoyed to say yes to him, but no one really knows about my salvation, and I was overjoyed to come to heaven and heaven is just such a wonderful place. So I’ve really come to really love Jesus. He’s more than a friend to me, he’s more than I ever had as a lover.