Texas ‘Church’ Holds Drag Queen Bingo Event to Fund LGBTQ+ Mission+ Dollar Bills Galore

First Christian Church in Katy, Texas, is a hot mess of blasphemy and heresy, a place where demon-inhabited pagans go to cosplay as Christians before doubling over in laughter, rolling around on the ground in ecstasy and delight in own hilarity.

How else do you explain why this ‘church,’ led by the jezebellian Rev. Heather Tolleson, would prominently features lesbians kissing on the front page of their church website?

A member of the apostate Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) denomination, they also run the Transparent Closet, which is “a free clothing boutique for youth, teens, and young adults who are transitioning or gender exploring” that offers “clothing, shoes, jewelry, (chest) binders, and more.” Everything in the closet is free and offers “a place for youth and young adults to shop and try on clothes that is safe.”

The church reveals they don’t have any “official stances” on topics like “heaven and hell, sin and salvation, end times, or the divinity of Jesus.”

Instead, their Statement of Faith Disbelief, which reads with the same alacrity and spirit a sex pervert writes the plot of his newest snuff film, looks more like this:

In any case, for a bit of fun, this ragtag group of heretics and malcontents hosted drag bingo, where children and adults alike could play bingo while drag queens waltzed around collecting dollar bills from eager congregants, delighted with every new evil machination.

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