Crossroads Church is a multisite megachurch in Cincinnati, Ohio. Led by Senior Pastor Brian Tome, it is one of the fastest-growing and largest churches in America, consisting of nearly 40,000 members spread across fourteen locations in the Ohio and Kentucky area.
Seeker-sensitive to the extreme, their mantra is “anything short of sin is up for grabs,” resulting in the frequent abomination that is their Superbowl Sunday sermon series.
Each year, they transform their church lobby into a stadium or a tailgate party and stage a ‘Super Bowl of Preaching contest’ between pastors, who enter the arena like MMA fighters or boxers and play secular songs during the ‘half-time show,’ which we have documented here, engaging in wild acts of paganism like kicking a bible into the crowd. (see below)
But a church-themed Super Bowl service wouldn’t be complete without featuring some Super Bowl commercials, and Crossroads Church created its own, playing them to tens of thousands of congregants One commercial was of a fake app letting parents bet on their kids, and another was a service for married couples to communicate better.
Then there is a commercial for “roadside assistance,” which is a service dreamed up for adults who “crap their pants in public” recreated in exquisitely graphic and disgusting detail.
This is insanely gross! For their 'Super Bowl church service' one church made a 'Super Bowl' commercial for people who 'crap their pants in public,' featuring a disturbing amount of defecation and poop. See the story at https://t.co/HbDFEg9szw pic.twitter.com/S9PqOwzLZO
— Protestia (@Protestia) February 14, 2024
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Ohio Megachurch pastrix Allie Patterson punts the bible off stage and into the crowd during a Superbowl-themed church service. See the story at https://t.co/l4z64pKOjU pic.twitter.com/Q8Xsybw77q
— Protestia (@Protestia) February 12, 2024
"Cause I've got friends in low places
— Protestia (@Protestia) February 13, 2024
Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases
My blues away🎶
Worship leader at Crossroads Church interrupts sermon for "half-time show," performing Miley Cyrus cover then leading congregation through Garth Brooks' famed drinking song. pic.twitter.com/rTUQ8qWzFq











2 responses to “Church’s ‘Super Bowl’ Commercial Features Poop. A Lot of Poop. A Disgustingly and Graphic Amount of Poop”
Christ who ?
Which christ ?
Oh yes, the wide and easy path is for true believers. Just take up your old self and say you follow Jesus. Why have we been making Christianity so hard? It should be easy and fun.