Church’s ‘Super Bowl’ Commercial Features Poop. A Lot of Poop. A Disgustingly and Graphic Amount of Poop
Crossroads Church is a multisite megachurch in Cincinnati, Ohio. Led by Senior Pastor Brian Tome, it is one of the fastest-growing and largest churches in America, consisting of nearly 40,000 members spread across fourteen locations in the Ohio and Kentucky area.
Seeker-sensitive to the extreme, their mantra is “anything short of sin is up for grabs,” resulting in the frequent abomination that is their Superbowl Sunday sermon series.
Each year, they transform their church lobby into a stadium or a tailgate party and stage a ‘Super Bowl of Preaching contest’ between pastors, who enter the arena like MMA fighters or boxers and play secular songs during the ‘half-time show,’ which we have documented here, engaging in wild acts of paganism like kicking a bible into the crowd. (see below)
But a church-themed Super Bowl service wouldn’t be complete without featuring some Super Bowl commercials, and Crossroads Church created its own, playing them to tens of thousands of congregants One commercial was of a fake app letting parents bet on their kids, and another was a service for married couples to communicate better.
Then there is a commercial for “roadside assistance,” which is a service dreamed up for adults who “crap their pants in public” recreated in exquisitely graphic and disgusting detail.
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Christ who ?
Which christ ?
Oh yes, the wide and easy path is for true believers. Just take up your old self and say you follow Jesus. Why have we been making Christianity so hard? It should be easy and fun.