DC Comic Artist Confirms: Superman is now a Homosexual

Superman is going gay, according to DC Comics artist Ethan Van Sciver during an interview with ComicArtistsPro Secrets on YouTube.

They aren’t going to retcon him as they did to comic book character Robin just two weeks ago, with a bisexual storyline involving a male love interest, but rather in the same vein as when Marvel announced that Captain America was going to be gay, they are killing off Clark Kent so his homosexual son can don the suit and take over the gig of saving the world.

I just found out, I got a little bit of a scoop about what DC’s plans are. Nobody knows this yet. It hasn’t been really announced, except by me…The plan is that…Superman’s book…I guess Clark Kent is going bye-bye….Clark Kent I guess is going bye-bye and they are going to replace him with Jonathan Kent, and then they are going to announce that Jonathan Kent is gay. So Superman is effectively gay, everyone. He is gay.

In 2015 Batman’s on/off-again love interest Catwoman was written into being bisexual. Batwoman was shown to be a lesbian in 2006. Characters like Bluebird, Barbara Kean, and Tabitha Galavan have been written as bisexual, and several Batmanman villains like the Riddler, The Penguin, Poison Ivy, Joker, and Harley Quinn have also been in LGBTQ storylines and depicted as bisexual.

Basically, everyone is a flaming sodomite because that’s the way the world is now.